Epitome of Stupidity

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2006-07-13T21:23:00.001+08:00

world cup's over...
n the newspapers still have zidane's botak head plastered all over them...
den i found dis on kennysia...

cast him into damnation please

2006-07-03T23:05:00.000+08:00

sry dear if ur reading dis, but i needa blog to vent my frustration
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i'm getting more and more annoyed by the minute.
a certain fucker just dunno when to quit, annoying the hell out of us
and he's so gd a being a prick that he makes frens for the sake of using them
n im at the receiving end. fuckanathan...
if ur reading dis, please stop being such a cheebye kia and bad mouthing ppl... u wan u find me.
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but den again, i dun care.
its abt us, why shud i care abt others?
as long as we're happy, nth else matters. =)

heeX

2006-06-30T01:49:00.000+08:00

HOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!

im so happy today~!!!

thus the xtra big hooo~! hahaha

today, or more like 2 hrs ago, is a special day for me

its been a month since we've been tgt

hahahaha

she had to endure my nonsense, rubbish, stupidity and all sorts of crap...

man i really love her

hahaha

gay as it may sound, i dun care!

im so happy that 2 particular fuckers whom i shall not name cunt (=D) spoil my day!

HOOOOOO~!!!

in here without u baby

2006-06-22T18:41:00.000+08:00

wootz..
im in hk rite nw! say say say!!!
hk's quite cool..
babes r all ard...
man..
hahaha
shopping is wonderful as well..
but i miss my baby alrdy...
hahaha...
"where cha go...i miss u so...seems like its been forever since u've been gone..."
i shud hav hugged u tighter n longer b4 i left...
=(
hahaha
yea yea kinda gay...
who cares...
=X
bahz..
she doesnt even read my blog...HA!
anyway..
i bot a pair of shoes!
woohoo...
shopping~!!!
hoooooooooooooo~!!!
cant wait to get back to sg though..
hahaha...
XL, I MISS U, N I LOVE U!!!
=X
tata..

Yawnx...

2006-06-04T14:15:00.000+08:00

It's been awhile since i've blogged...
hahaha..
im now happier... *wink*
hahaha...
but den again, im a little pissed...
i juz dun understand the things ppl do to get hitched...
especially when they obviously like someone else...
how ppl wud tell their "admiree" (lsc =)) dat the person they like is attached..
telling as though they noe alot of them lidat...
bahz...
losers shud stick with losers...
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and rubbish ppl shud stick with rubbish ppl..
=D

Sentosa Yeah~!

2006-05-22T23:44:00.000+08:00

hoooooooooooo~!
domo hard gay desu~!!!
say say say!!!
hahaha its been so long since i last blogged...
lazy hooooooooooooo!!!
alright, enough with my obsession with hard gay...
the last time i blogged, i was still attached
now?
SINGLE HOOOOOOOO!!!
=X
hahaha...
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ok...
went to sentosa on 20th may with sports club buddies...
sibeh fun...
the sun, the babes, the sand everything present
damn shiok...
went to c the vball match between internationally seeded players from switzerland
goddam they are tall.. like wrestlers, n not to mention good looking...
damn ang mohs...
=(
hahaha
bahz..
i've got pics of the outing
PICTURES HOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!
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Hot Babe!!!

Ben n Suhairi

The ball got stucked!!!

MY ASS!!! if u look closely u can c a mosquito bite

I just got stripped of my board shorts

shit ass &^%$^%!!!!

3 ppl on top of each other hoooooo~!

tau pok hoooooo~!

With the security guard mohan =)

Stark naked underwater!!!

gay guys hooo~!

Camwhore!

ROAR!!!

Act cute lah

Patrick Brian Paranjody

wad a week..

2006-05-05T00:50:00.000+08:00

wad a wk man...
2 lamers got together...
hahaha...
the feeling is exilarating...
tink there's a typo
but dun care...
hahaha...
lets hope dis means ill b a better person from nw on...
hehe...

shock of the day

2006-04-22T02:14:00.000+08:00

right... i'll talk about dat later...
today went to RJC to c dong's band perform...
nt bad i muz say...
although i find ming rather gay wif his hair...
=X
playing the "fuck" game was cool...
ended up in many different versions...
ranging from CB to a sentence...kan ni lao bu chao cb...hahaha...
we had sex in the guests' room...wahahaha...
I FUCKED NICOLA IN THE GUEST ROOM!!!
damn...was gd...=D
n i hav to mention im kinda traumatised by vera...hahahaha...=X
after hanging out wif dong n co., i went back hm n ray called me
something bout wanting me to help in a fight or sumting...
damn by the time i reached, no fight liao...
fuck man...
it was one of the days i hav my bike chain wif me leh....sianz...
hahaha...
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SHOCK OF THE DAY:
nb cb knn...
walking hm, i decided to throw my lighter away...
so, on the 6-7 floor landing, i left my lighter on the parapet thingy
fuck
i walked like 2 steps, n i fucking heard a LOUD BANG...
KNN CCB...
the lighter juz exploded n flew to the 6th floor..
NINABEH FUCKANATHAN
wtf was dat????
HOW THE HELL DID A LIGHTER EXPLODE FOR NO REASON???
knn i chua tio lo...
nb...
heng i never left it in my pocket...
kns i can only imagine burns on my thigh n crotch area...
ouch...
FUCK

Start of Sch

2006-04-18T21:43:00.000+08:00

Wassup loyal readers of mah blog...
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it's been some time since ive blog, so here goes...
sch has reopen, 1 wk faster den np n tp...wassup wif dat yo! -.^
slack as usual...
but the timetable is like fuckingshitnabehkanasaicheebyewahahaha lor...
Mon we hav a total of 6 hours of rajan...HOLY SHIT...
Tues we hav 5 hours of kwa lay ping... DOUBLE KILL!!!
wtf is wrong the sch...
wan the lecturers to bond wif us ar...
wanna bond come find me n alwyn n dong la...
we make sure u bond until u scream...
heh!
rajan teach us feature writing n consumer behavior(CB)...
CB lecture is fun coz calvin forward it den can sit wif me tok cock sing song..hurhurhur...
moreover CB is like so stupid...because everything is abbreviated to the word CB...
end up gt funny sentences...
"the 3 stages of CB: 1- input 2- process 3- output"
HOLY FUCK? wad r they teaching? sex education? INPUT??? put in ar... PROCESS??? INTERCOURSE??? OUTPUT??? SHOOT AR???
wa piangz...
hahahaha...
cant believe wad they are teaching us...
other den classes...sch is really cool...
although it kinda sucks having easily recognizable hair...
freshies wud murmur when they c me about my hair...they wonder if its allowed..hurhurhur
den ppl wud look at my hair, den look at me as if they noe me, den i look back coz i tot i mite noe them, end up i really dunno them but still smile at them...knnbccb...
den everyday without fail, sure gt ppl call from behind "GOLDEN MONKEY"
turn ard comfirm chop chop guarantee freshies hu went for camp... wa piangz...
blah...
nth much really..hurhurhur

We Are Sports Club Awesome Family!

2006-04-13T21:26:00.000+08:00

Wahhooo...
so long since i last blogged...
so much to say about the f.o camp in sch...
we stayed a fucking whole week in school...
damn shiok...
sp at night is fucking creepy... i dun tink anybody i noe dare to walk alone in sp at nite...
nite in sp is also the only time when u can smoke openly...=p
hahaha...
had 3 days of prep camp, followed by the actual camp...
being camp commandant wasn't as easy as i thought it'll be...
damn stressed la...
had to make so many important decisions...
the freshies were cool...
our batch is the only batch to ever attract more den 100 freshies to the camp...
hahaa..
quite a number of babes in the camp... haha..=X
n nt to mention a guai lan kia...
man i hav to say dis...
there's dis mofo who went around groping gers ass during the water games n the disco nite...
n almost gt whacked...thk god i stepped in...
n during disco nite, he gt onto the table to dance, n everybody siam...
he got down, everybody continued dancing...hahaha...mass wtf...
the last day, we had dis msg tingy where ppl can write msges about anything...end up tt loser gt hell lotta hate mail...lmao...
ok... other den dat... i was made a shim the second yr running...
dis time round its more appealing though, nt as gross as last yr...the boobies were smaller dis time round hahaa...
actually, i juz post some pics la... if nt too wordy...

juz fucking great...

2006-03-22T22:57:00.000+08:00

just fucking great
just when i tot i had a nice day, i realised i got fucking tua
my fucking job spot gt given away just lidat
just bcoz someone forgot about me and gave the job to a ger
wonderful isnt it?
show's hw much u can trust some people...
nb cheebye...
i asked him to check for me since he oso wanted the job and tt i was busy
but when the employer called him, he fucking forgot about me, and intro somebody else
nabeh cheebye

SPSSC FRESHMEN ORIENTATION CAMP 2006!!!

2006-03-22T20:42:00.000+08:00

Woohooohoooo~!!!
The time has come, the F.O Camp 06!
Damn after months of planning, the camp is finally coming
Come 6 Apr, the actual will start and end on the 9th...
And before that, we have the preparation camp from the 3rd to the 5th!
In a way, it means shit, cause we'll have to stay in school for a fucking week!
Fuck sia, I didn't know I love SP so much...
Hahaha
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Anyway, its now the enrolment period.
People are all coming to enrol...
This means I'll have to go sch everyday till Tuesday!!!
NABEH!!!
Have to psycho people to join the F.O Camp...
8am to 5+ everyday...
Die sia...
But then again, everything got benefits de...
WE GET TO SEE ALL THE CHIO BUS!!!
Today just happen to have this freshie coming in, and I started singing James Blunt's Your Beautiful HAHAHAHA
And guess what, she turned to me and said in a sweet voice, "Thank You!"
HURHURHUR
What a cheehonger~!!! =p
Enrolment, though long, is really fun, you get to meet many people...hahaha
And I'm so proud to say that this year, the number of DMC chio bus is quite satisfying!!!
Happy bo Alwyn Chan Lang Xiu? Dong?
=D
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Then the camp, this year, I'm proud to be the Camp Commandant!!!
For those who don't know what it means, it basically means I'm like the overall in charge of the freshies! I lead the whole group in cheers and stuff, bring up the morale and "highness", maintain it and stuff... Its like one of the biggest role in the camp!!!
I've got the licence to chee hong!
But then again, you have no idea how many cheers I've got to memorize..AHHH can go nuts!
I'll probably have to sit for some camp cheers examination dammit...
And I'll definitely be the first to lose my voice, probably the first day no voice le...
Hahaha but it doesn't really matter cause I always zhao xia anyway...=(
Imagine I go "There was a streAM~!!"
Wa lan sure tio shoot...Hahaha...
But then again, I hope I don't screw up cause I really want to make this camp a huge success!!!
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Alright enough of sports club.
TODAY RESULTS OUT LE!!!
I was fucking kan chiong la...
Was so afraid I forward module...shitty modules like Econs and IDEAS!!! =X
We checked in the morning in the enrolment room, everybody could log in after initial server hang, but when I tried, nabeh cb the server hang, or the pc fucked up, its as though the pc want to create suspense for people for exceptionally good results *%^#$!&(!!!!!!
Then Weijie check for me, HENG AR
NEVER FORWARD, ALL PASS!!!
WOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOO!!!
But poor Kmiang... forward econs...hahaha...
Nvm kmiang, you learn econs for 2 sems, like that you will know more about econs that anyone of us!!! HURHURHURHUR!!! ok i'm bad...=(
But got a couple of friends forward 4-5 modules, including forward-ed modules
Fucking suay like fuck
They were told "unable to continue course", nb I feel sad for them
They appealed and I hope they are successful seriously...
Other then that, its been a cool day today...hurhurhur

back from dubai

2006-03-13T02:03:00.000+08:00

k dudes, im back from dubai...
wanna load fotos de..
but my card reader spoil..so...
as a make up...
here's a guide to being an ah lian...
the number 1 to 10 pose!!!

the number 1 to 4 pose

the number 5 to 8 pose

the 9 and 10 pose

to all the aspiring ah lians out there

i wish u all the best!

can't wait for sat!!!

2006-03-02T22:11:00.000+08:00

woohoo..
just came home from playing bball...
sibeh satisfying....not to mention sibeh kuai lan..=)
exams over le damn shiok...
no need to study...
but then again...THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT HOME!!!
nb sial...for once i miss mugging...
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SATURDAY!!!
i cannot wait...
going Dubai!!!
*squeals* "So Exciting!!!"
haha...
i can only imagine all the fun there will be...
me...alwyn...weijie...gajan...bob...nicole...regina...
its like so cool la..
the feeling of going overseas with your friends is just so awesome...
hell is going to break loose with me alwyn and bob la...
Alwyn's breakback mountain movie will be filmed...
hahaha its so gay...
Alwyn and me are the gays and Bob's the 3rd party...hahaha...something lidat...
woohoohoo...
we must behave...
cannot stare at the arabic women...
later kena stoned ho sey liao...
Cannot wait sia...wohoohoo..

Everything is Fair.

2006-02-24T00:13:00.000+08:00

Weijie always say, God is fair.
You get the good and bad stuff.
Ok, i don't believe in God.
But i get the concept.
So i re-phrase.
Several variations:
1. I was made fair (not really, kinda tanned)
2. My parents genes made me the way i look
3. Somehow or rather i ended up with this shit

You get the idea...

So now, i'm going to list out the good and bad points about by physical appearance...

1. I have nicely shaped legs - but my upper body ain't good, one of my rib's twisted, fuck
2. I have long legs - but my upper body short, wtf
3. I think my facial features are alright - but my complexion like fuck (yes ppl, i noe, u dun have to remind me all the time ok? nbcb)
4. I have long fingers - i dun like the mole on my hand
5. I have a nice and white set of teeth - but i start smoking (wtf?!?!)
6. I have a sense of humor (i suppose) - but i cannot sing to save my life
7. I have long eye lashes that grows downwards like curtains ( i like it, its unique) - but my eyes fucking small (but then again, i look jap coz of it =P)
8. I think my height is quite acceptable, just nice - but its all improportionate dammit
9. I'm tanned - but take off my boxers and you shall 2 blocks of beancurd and an albino snake, not to mention 2 quail eggs =X
10. I think my NEE is alright - but my KNEE is fucked up through surgery.
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There, 10 positive and negative things about my physical appearance.
There are actually more than 10 negatives, but i couldn't find enough positive to match 'em hehe.. eg. curved spine, dry hair, curly hair, legs with limited edition hair, 2nd toe longer than big toe etc etc...
Hahaha...
I look at the negatives and i feel like slapping my mother in the face shouting, "Its all your fucking fault for making look like this dammit!!!"
Then I walk to my grandmother, bitch slap her, "What the hell did you do to make your son look like this!!! Look at the consequences!!!"
HURHURHUR
I better go pack my bags first, then can leave home immediatly
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Ahh. thats about it actually...
hahaha

back back back!!!

2006-02-19T21:58:00.000+08:00

i'm finally blogging...
because my nicole dear dear ask me to blog...=PpP
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ok let's see what i did over the past week..

1. Saturday, 11th Febuary -
XIN TIAN DI KTV NIGHTCLUB at Tras St, Tanjong Pagar... WOOHOO that place fucking rocks... bwahahaha... =X
Mummy number 7: Maggie i think...hahahaha... damn...
$50...
my pals planning another trip there in May... YEAH!!!

2. Tuesday, 14th Febuary VALENTINE'S DAY -
SIAN½... another lonely valentine's day for me....hahaha... fucked up sia...
but nvm...thank god for Nicole hahaha
I BOUGHT A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FOR NICOLE!!! SWEET BO??? HAHAHAHA...
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knnbccb.....................................................&$%$$##&^^*#@@(**!!!!!!!

went to eat at Coppenhagen with Alwyn, Nicole, Cheeky, Juan Hui, See Jun (la pi xiao xin)... after that go far east see that kam pua knnbccb tua CHIO BU cashier...hahaha... ok i kua zhang... she's just...chio. haha..

CHIO BU!

imma butch..

later on went to meet zj's friends with juan hui... cocksters... dammit... now i noe why zj lidat... hahaha..

Kinda gay over the week.... hahahaha... never really go out...
the only happening place was...it was.....XIN TIAN DI...hhahahahaha damn happening... BUT, i shall not discuss indecent topics as these...hurhurhur...=PpP
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then i read about the serangoon shootings...
hahaha...fuck sia...Singapore now like damn easy to get gun la hhahahha... man...
imma buy myself a shotgun dawg!!! imma hide it under ma bed at nite yo, and when ya'll gangsters try to rape ma black ass at nite, i'll pump some shells into yo white ass man!!!
-.-" hahahahaha aiight...gay shit...
den again...
guns guns guns!!! where the hell they get em' from??? tai shing coporation??? hahaha
i really ought to get one man...
maybe i should pawn their asses by getting something special...
hmmm...
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thinks
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i noe liao...
i shud get a bazooka...YES!!!
it rocks..woohoo!!!
i will bring to school everyday...
they when ppl diao, i just shout " NB CB DIAO LAN AR!!! LIMPEH KAI DA PAO HOR LE SI KIAO KIAO AR!!! cb."
sounds gd?
maybe i can even use it as a lighter...
-.^ hahahaha...
i'll need a bigger bag though...
damn...
i'm writing nonsense liao...
at this rate, i start talking about my sexual fantasies of alwyn and bob liao...
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better stop..
haha..
aiight...

http://kevan.org/johari?name=xXcUtEbOiiXx

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=xXcUtEbOiiXx

MY EYES!!!

2006-02-09T23:48:00.000+08:00

ok..
of late, or should i say the past few months
everynight, every single fucking night
my eyes would suddenly have a sudden stinging pain which lasts for minutes
FUCKING STINGING PAIN!!!
like someone just poked your eyes with a needle
like someone with long nails just scratched her your eyeballs with her nails
DAMN!!!
i cannot find a reason for it
at it is, my eyes are already fucking small...
as small as your typical japanese hearthrobs
u noe? those cute jap boys with small beady eyes like mine....
all so cute and handsome...mesmerizing...
BUT THAT"S NOT THE POINT
MY EYES FUCKING STING EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!!!
on most occassions, i swear i even tear due to the pain...
Nicole says its because i don't have enough sleep...
man i dunno...
i usually slp at least 8 hours on weekends
but on weekdays, its like only 3-5 hours of sleep...
ahhhh...
i need help...

=X

2006-02-04T00:33:00.000+08:00

i shall post something less fucked up for a change

i hate banluck.
but i love it.
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went to my sec sch fren's hse for gathering + banluck
dammit
go there receive angbao like never receive lidat
lost 40+...
sibeh sian...
ahhhh...
i need luck...
desperately...
=X
banluck anyone?

=(

2006-01-30T14:21:00.000+08:00

some things are hard to change
some things should never had happen
everything happens for a reason
and that reason happen to be my stupidity
the present situation is a result of my own stupidity
but then again...
i have no regrets
viva la stupidity!

fading away

2006-01-27T20:37:00.000+08:00

you tried to hide it
you though i'll never see it
but i knew you too well
i read every single word
after that
i tried to feel
but all i felt was pain
you wished i gave a damn about your feelings
but you should know
i always wanted you to be happy
but this time round
for you to be happy
sacrifices were necessary
and i was it
and now that you are gone
i can only remember the past by doing what you got me started with.
you tried to stop me
but i'm afraid i can't
for that's all of you i have left
things are hard to change now
i hope you are happy with what you have now

and i hope he treats you well
if not, blood will flow. i swear.

ive failed

2006-01-25T23:53:00.000+08:00

I take back my words..

i realised i cannot quit

i take back my words

THIS IS IT.

2006-01-25T00:16:00.000+08:00

I WILL QUIT SMOKING!!!

IF I EVER HAVE THE URGE, STOP ME!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crucify My Love

2006-01-24T00:06:00.000+08:00

Tears - X Japan

doko ni yukebaii anata to hanarete

ima wa sugisatta toki ni toikakete

nagasugita yoru ni tabidachi wo yume mita

ikoku no sora mitsumete kodoku wo dakishime

tanagareru namida wo toki no kaze ni kasanete

owaranai anata no toiki wo kanjite

DRY YOUR TEARS WITH LOVE

LONELINESS YOUR SILENT WHISPER

FILLS A RIVER OF TEARS

THROUGH THE NIGHT

MEMORY YOU NEVER LET ME CRY

AND YOU, YOU NEVER SAID GOOD-BYE

SOMETIMES OUR TEARS BLINDED THE LOVE

WE LOST OUR DREAMS ALONG THE WAY

BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D TRADE YOUR SOUL TO THE FATES

NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D LEAVE ME ALONE

TIME THROUGH THE RAIN HAS SET ME FREE

SANDS OF TIME WILL KEEP YOUR MEMORY

LOVE EVERLASTING FADES AWAY

ALIVE WITHIN YOUR BEATLESS HEART

DRY YOUR TEARS WITH LOVE

nagareru namida wo toki no kaze ni kasanete

owaranai kanashimi wo aoi bara ni kaete

DRY YOUR TEARS WITH LOVE

nagareru namida wo toki no kaze ni kasanete

owaranai anata wo toiki wo kanjite

DRY YOUR TEARS WITH LOVE

DRY YOUR TEARS WITH LOVEDRY YOUR TEARS WITH LOVE

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Crucify my Love - X Japan

Crucify my love

If my love is blind

Crucify my love

If it sets me free

Never know Never trust

"That love should see a color"

Crucify my love

If it should be that way

Swing the heartache

Feel it inside out

When the wind cries

I'll say goodbye

Tried to learn Tried to find

To reach out for eternity

Where's the answer

Is this forever

Like a river flowing to the sea

You'll be miles away, and I will know

I know I can deal with the pain

No reason to cry

Crucify my love

If my love is blind

Crucify my love

If it sets me free

Never know Never trust

"That love should see a color"

Crucify my love

If it should be that way

'Til the loneliness shadows the sky

I'll be sailing down and I will know

I know I can clear clouds away

Oh Is it a crime to love

Swing the heartache

Feel it inside out

When the wind cries

I'll say goodbye

Tried to learn Tried to find

To reach out for eternity

Where's the answer

Is this forever

If my love is blind

Crucify my love

If it sets me free

Never know Never trust

"That love should see a color"

Crucify my love

If it should be that way

Confessions of a Stupid Kid

2006-01-22T23:02:00.000+08:00

I cannot believe it.

I have to confess.

For the past 17 years

I have been super uber anti against people that smoke

I hated it

And i thought that people who smoke are fucktards.

And now?

I can't believe now I have joined the ranks of the fucktards

Why did i ever start...

Now I'm in it...

And i admit i might have problems stopping...

ARGH...

This absolutely sucks

But i have the urge to do it...

I knew its not good

I should have known better

My father smoked for the past 30+ of his life...

Yet...

I still smoke...

I'm so stupid...

but i cant help it...

SIAN ½

2006-01-18T23:56:00.000+08:00

Just finish econs questions.

fucked up man....

Anyway, I think this has been one fucked up term.

I started doing funny shit.

I'm feeling so fucked up

And now I'm like some bee, attracted to some honey

except my honey fucking sucks and stinks

I really should stop...

But I keep thinking: "A little more aint no harm"

Fucking stupid brain of mine.

I've been mind fucked apparently.

Over and over and over again.

Life can really fuck you up, that i know

but i've been fucked over the past 17 yrs more or less

and he fucking's getting more hardcore lately

fucking sian...

Bahz...

yeah baby yeah...

2006-01-14T18:55:00.000+08:00

REGINA POPPED MY CHERRY.

and Gajan popped Alwyn's.

FUCKING CHEE BYE KNN

2006-01-11T23:29:00.000+08:00

PLEASE READ WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

EXPLICIT CONTENT.

NOT FOR MINORS.

(YES, BEATRICE, PLEASE CLICK THE CROSS ON THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER.)

FUCKING CHEEBYE

KANINABEH CHAO CHEEBYE

LANJIAO

MY HP GOT STOLEN.

BY MY CLUB MEMBERS.

FUCK U BASTARD.

HOPE YOU FUCKING GET TESTICULAR CANCER

AND YOUR BALLS AMPUTATED

HOPE YOU CAN KNOCKED DOWN BY A CAR AND YOUR LIFE SPENT ON THE BED

MAY YOUR LEGS CAN INFECTED WITH GANGRENE.

HOPE YOUR EYES HAS PUS OOZING OUT

AND YOUR GENITALS SUFFERING FROM STDS

KAN NI LAO BU CHAO CHEEBYE

I AM GOING TO BRING MY BYCYLE CHAIN EVERYDAY

SO THAT WHEN I KNOE WHO STOLE MY HP

I WILL FUCKING BEAT HIM

UNTIL THE BLOOD STOP FLOWING

IN SHORT,

I HOPE U FUCKING DIE SO I WOULD KNOW WHO STOLE MY HP.

NABEH CHEEBYE HONGKAN NABEH PUA CHEE BYE.

THE ABOVE WAS WRITTEN TO VENT MY FRUSTRATIONS AND ANGER. IN REALITY, IM ACTUALLY A GENTLE PERSON WHO DOESN'T SWEAR. I'M MERELY EXPRESSING MYSELF IN WRITTEN FORM.

Headache

2006-01-10T02:19:00.000+08:00

doesn't it look peaceful...

start

dun start

start dun start

start

dun start

...

the influence.............................!!!!

ahhhhhhhhh!!!

i need a fucking blade...

ever tried digging your wound with your nail?

i have!

Reeedddd....

im going crazy...

AND WHY DO I HAVE A PREGNANCY TEST-KIT IN MY POSSESSION??

DAMMIT...

New Year in Bangkok

2006-01-07T01:15:00.000+08:00

After one week of laziness... I'm blogging again.

Just wanna share my Bangkok Experience.

Went for 5 days 4 nights.

Objective: Shopping

Notorious Traffic of BK

Over the days, i managed to cover shopping places like Chatuchat, MBK, Central Mall in Chitlom, Robinsons in Silom and Sukhumvit, Khao San, Bobae Tower, Chinatown, Computer City, Big C, Siam Paragon and some other places which i cannot recall.

The vintage bike i saw in Khao San

Chinatown in Bangkok has ALOT of things to shop. Very cheap stationary, assessories etc. Its rather big, and could not cover it within the day.

A rough idea of Chinatown shops..

Oh, and in Chinatown, i witnessed child labour..

Look at the small boy, and reflect!

At night, i went to this place called Khao San. Its a area with many budget hotels for backpackers, and the place has probably more Ang Mohs than Thais...

Khao San

At Khao San, i managed to dye my hair at around S$16. Cheap stuff i tell u.

The Orc i saw in Computer City

Over the weekend, i went to Chatuchat (or is it Jatujat?) for 2 days.

THAT PLACE IS FREAKING HUGE I TELL YOU.

ROWS AND ROWS AND ROWS OF PASAR MALAM SHOPS

SO CHEAP SOME MORE

Chatuchat in the morning, before the millions of tourists come.

MBK (Ma Boon Kroong i think) is like a Cineleisure, Heeren and Taka bundled up.

At this point in time i would i like state that piracy in BK is very blatant.

MBK stores are like 30% authentic stores, 70% selling fake stuff.

Outside a Beauty Salon

And i celebrated New Year at Bangkok.

The party at Siam Paragon, the equivilent of Singapore's Paragon

And let me tell you, those "party go-ers" are the most anti-climax bunch of farts I've ever seen.

When the countdown hit zero, the fireworks blast off beautifully,

BUT

THOSE PEOPLE DOWN THERE DID NOT CHEER OR DANCE WHATSOEVER!!!

they just stared at each other.

O_O

People watching the "party" from the train platform including me.

Tom Yum Goong, Tom Yum Kung?

SOME of the things i bought

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.....

Muahahaha

DIE!!!

The nonsense before the flight

2005-12-29T02:10:00.000+08:00

Gonna Fly

At 12pm

To the land of cheap buys

Yesterday trends

Cheap thrills

Spikey slippers

I'm kinda bored

Of that place

Not that I should complain

But its troublesome

Packing your bags and stuff

Thought I'll let you know

What's on my fuckin head now

Think

Guess

Ponder

Brainstorm

Whatever

Give Up

I'm just fucking bored

And I thought

Why not screw around

With the fucking boring people

Reading my post right now

This is not a poem

Its called thrash

I can go on forever

But I doubt you'll read on

But hell

I don't give a damn

This sucks

I suck

Life sucks

But then again

I have this little life's motto

That I think of

In times of need

and trouble

and all the shit

I just go

"FUCK IT"

The Truth Behind It All...

2005-12-28T01:49:00.000+08:00

Over the past few days, I've been thinking alot of things. Things that you never me to think about.

1. I used to think that I have a fair share of friends. I believe that I am not short of friends. But in reality, do I really have that many friends? At the end of the day, how many of them would be left beside me? If I were to die today, how many of them would be at my funeral?

Loneliness.

2. About death. I'm thinking, if I were to die suddenly, say halfway through writing this worthless junk, would anybody, other then my parents, feel sad? Would anybody miss me? Would my absence be of any significance to other people's lives? Would people even realise that I'm gone? I feel that if I were to die now, the only people at my funeral would be my family members, nobody else.

If I were to lie like this...forever...

These questions mysteriously appeared in my head the past few days. It sounds depressing for some reason. I feel like I can just die now and forget about everything.

But I realised my parents would have to pay for the funeral expenses.

So I guess I'll have to save up a little bit first.

My Movie's Career's Not Dead.

2005-12-27T02:53:00.000+08:00

My movie career is definitely not dead.

2 new shows is under way....

But 1st, an walkthrough of by past films..

Mr. and Mrs Smith

My debut movie. Smith started the ball rolling...

The lord of the Rings

Due to the success of Smith, the producers decided to remake LOTR, we me as Legolas this time. They said i looked better with a bow than pretty boy Bloom.

AND NOW... PRESENTING TO YOU...MY LATEST WORKS....

True Lies Remake

The producers decided to make a remake of the Arnie film, True Lies. This time, with me as the lead. Funny thing is, they only changed ONE actor, while keeping the rest of the cast. Thus, my "old wife" in the show... Shows alot about Arnie's acting..hurhurhur

AND NOW...

THE BLOCKBUSTER...

THE us$220 Million Budget Film....

Mr. Bean 2: The Little Bean

A sequel to the Mr. Bean movie, this movie is about the childhood of Mr. Bean, played by me! HAHAHAHA...

With 2 hot movies by me coming out, fans don't have to worry about me, or my movie career!

STAY TUNED...!

How I Celebrated X'mas Eve and X'mas

2005-12-25T23:51:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS!

Past 2 days was so fun guys.

X'mas eve, i met Cheryl for a movie.

King Kong was a great movie, but kaoz, 3 hrs i sit until my ka cheng numb.

God her eyes are triple the size of mine!

After King Kong, I headed to Orchard to meet Dong and Regina.

If you're thinking "Wtf are they doing in orchard at x'mas? Packed like siao la!"

Well, we were there with a mission.

A mission to spread the X'mas spirit via SPRAY CANS! =D

are you ready?

The 3 of us proceeded to meet my spssc friends. Met up with Ming, Freda, Huihui, Phua and Jason.

Run, assholes!! RUN!!

Later on, we met up with Weijie. Together in a group of 9, we managed to terrorize the crowds with the cans of foam and streamers...

My tactic: 1, spray baldies on their head. 2, shake hands with people (especially banglas) wishing them merry christmas, THEN COVER EM' WITH FOAM! =D

It sucks being a shield...

After all the fun, Regina, Weijie, Ming and Freda headed to my house supposedly to help me finish my whiskey.

End up, we all slept like pigs, except Ming and Freda, busy playin WC3.

And I'm proud to say, I SLEPT WITH REGINA ON MY BED!!! WOOHOOHOO!!

Yes, thats Regina.

We slept till 3+, then went to Central for KFC.

Rented some dvds to watch.

End up all pangseh, watched with Regina only...

Funz...

2005-12-23T13:19:00.000+08:00

im at peace...

Yesterday was a power packed day for me.

First we headed to Sentosa.

if ur wondering, im meditating..

Despite the rain, we still had fun.

Plus!!! REGINA IN BIKINI!!!

WHOOO...

=PpPp

no pictures though..(she'll kill me if i had any)

Mr Tan Kok Chee remix version.

After Sentosa, i had a quick hair cut at KlearCut at Far East.

Thx to zl for her $10 voucher.

Regina and me at Club MoMo.

After my haircut, zl, wj and me rushed down to meet Regina and Dong at Club MoMo.

Dong had a competition with his band.

WAHHHH!!!

Seriously, i'm very impressed with all the bands present, even more so woth Dong's guitar skills..

Damn...i can only play "Crazy Child" on piano la..

Dong's band got 3rd..Not bad...

After momo, zl, wj and i attempted to walk to the Mrt.

momo..

We lost our way. -.-"

We end up at a chicken rice store for supper.

And we still lost our way after that.

Finally, under wj's suggestion, we sat a Merc cab to Cine..

Why?

BECAUSE THERE ARE ALOT OF MERC CABS THERE FOR US TO TAKE HOME!!!

-.-"

Backtracking on Sunday.

2005-12-21T00:30:00.000+08:00

Sunday....or Sinday? haha... i was fucking drunk on sunday, period.

It all started out with plans to watch Chelsea Vs Arsenal. Regina, Weijie, Gajan and me.

the Lambo Gallardo We Saw At Orchard

But we ended up in Far East. Bought a couple of bottled beers from 7-11.

First up, Budweiser. Drunk Slow.

Next, it was some Belgium beer. I challenged Gajan who could drink it under one breath.

He got thrashed by me. =)

3rd, Baron's Strong Brew, drunk only one breath.

K.O-ed.

He's tipsy. I'm a little drunk. OK, maybe not.

Next up, we left Far East. Headed to PS. Damn it was a long way for me. Totally unable to walk straight. I lied to myself, trying to follow the lines on the pavement. Regina told me to look up, and i shot my head to the sky, and almost fell as my legs got entangled.

Later, we came to a junction with a signboard: CTE(SLE). I immediatly shouted, "FUCK THIS IS SHAUN LOY'S EXPRESSWAY (SLE)! WE CAN CROSS!"

I can walk, i think.

At PS, We laid on the floor between PS and the MRT. Alwyn and his girl joined us. I asked them what's the score for the match, and some jackass told me Arsenal leading 5-0. Fuck.

I'm more sober lah.

Not long after Alwyn came, i manage to make him get me a bottle of Carona. ONE BREATH! and i was wasted for the night.

Going...

Gone...

I must say, though Regina had her problems, she sure took care of me. Thks Reg, love u..=PpP

I'm OK! yeah right.

After a couple of hours of stoning, i managed to get a little sober. We headed to Cine and chat there for a few hours.

I almost sodomised the cat...

End up, i reached home at 5am. fuck.

Re-inventing the blog.

2005-12-19T19:07:00.000+08:00

Ok, no more gay stories from now on.
Only gay pictures. bwahaha...