Everything is Fair.

Weijie always say, God is fair.
You get the good and bad stuff.
Ok, i don't believe in God.
But i get the concept.
So i re-phrase.
Several variations:
1. I was made fair (not really, kinda tanned)
2. My parents genes made me the way i look
3. Somehow or rather i ended up with this shit

You get the idea...

So now, i'm going to list out the good and bad points about by physical appearance...

1. I have nicely shaped legs - but my upper body ain't good, one of my rib's twisted, fuck
2. I have long legs - but my upper body short, wtf
3. I think my facial features are alright - but my complexion like fuck (yes ppl, i noe, u dun have to remind me all the time ok? nbcb)
4. I have long fingers - i dun like the mole on my hand
5. I have a nice and white set of teeth - but i start smoking (wtf?!?!)
6. I have a sense of humor (i suppose) - but i cannot sing to save my life
7. I have long eye lashes that grows downwards like curtains ( i like it, its unique) - but my eyes fucking small (but then again, i look jap coz of it =P)
8. I think my height is quite acceptable, just nice - but its all improportionate dammit
9. I'm tanned - but take off my boxers and you shall 2 blocks of beancurd and an albino snake, not to mention 2 quail eggs =X
10. I think my NEE is alright - but my KNEE is fucked up through surgery.
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There, 10 positive and negative things about my physical appearance.
There are actually more than 10 negatives, but i couldn't find enough positive to match 'em hehe.. eg. curved spine, dry hair, curly hair, legs with limited edition hair, 2nd toe longer than big toe etc etc...
Hahaha...
I look at the negatives and i feel like slapping my mother in the face shouting, "Its all your fucking fault for making look like this dammit!!!"
Then I walk to my grandmother, bitch slap her, "What the hell did you do to make your son look like this!!! Look at the consequences!!!"
HURHURHUR
I better go pack my bags first, then can leave home immediatly
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Ahh. thats about it actually...
hahaha